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There's nothing that makes us laugh more than some questionably designed sex toys, which is why Searah's Museum of Screwy Sex Toys is an amazing website to pass time browsing! Here are five of our favorite toys from Searah's collection that will make you say "What were they thinking?!"
1. Floppy Fuckable Hand
2. Alien ....breast...vulva...penis...thing...?
3. "FUKPUSSY" (my personal favorite, check out those nipple piercings!)
4. Cyberskin foot with mini vulva
5. Hard plastic vibrating pine cone butt plug...this looks like the most painful thing ever.
Want to see more insane sex toys that look more painful than pleasurable? Toys that are frankenstein-like mash-ups of humanoid body parts? Hilarious sex candy made for body parts that shouldn't have candy placed anywhere near them? Then the Museum of Screwy Sex Toys is for you. Go check it out and let us know which toy is your favorite!
This article is a guest post by our own marketing specialist, Rachael Milton. She spends her time researching and creating art revolving around sci-fi, the internet, and now sex! Rachael lives and works in Chicago with her sugoi boyfriend and kawaii pet guinea pig Tony Hawk. Find out more at rachaelmilton.net. Want to get in touch with her? Get in touch via rachael@getlusty.com.
