Tonight! Punk-Rock Sexy at Exit Chicago

Other than billing themselves as the oldest punk-rock bar in Chicago, Exit prides themselves on the fact that they’re open 365 days a year. This proclamation is proudly displayed for all to see.

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Case in point, you can rock out with your cock out until 5am on Christmas Eve. Well, no guarantees on, "your cock out" but you're still likely going to have a very punk-rocking sexy time, indeed. That’s pretty badass, as is the mindset that lays the foundation for the allure of Exit Chicago.

On any given night of the week, you’ll find hard rocking, heavy boozing, tattooed-punk rock fanatics partying into the wee hours of the night. The place is divey. The place is dirty. The place is fucking awesome. But to truly experience Exit Chicago in all its glory, Tuesday is the night where the joint strips down, flexes its sexy muscles and holds nothing back. We’re talking about the weekly sexual escapade known only as Strippertopia. Find their Facebook event.



As if to lure you into the night’s dirty, naughty exploits you’ll encounter, one must walk downstairs into this exotic utopia. The night is devoted to sex, strippers, fetishes, music and booze. Billed as “Hot Music, Hotter Girls”, the sultry strippers known as Brandi, Cheri and Cynthia leave the ladies in awe and the men tucking their hard-ons up their pants.

Don’t be surprised to see birthday and bachelor/bachelorette parties, with Cheri licking whip cream off the man or woman of the hour. Great drink specials keep the liquor flowing and the fetish porn stunts performed by the 3 gals keeps the night downright gritty and glorious. Let loose, forget judgment and leave your inhibitions at the front door. Everyone who ventures downstairs is there to experiment and wet their sexual appetites.

This week's drink specials:

• $3 well drinks
• $4 Sailor Jerry's
• $6 PBR Tallboy & Jameson shot
So make the trek over to this Noble Square landmark. Be sure it’s Tuesday night’s Strippertopia and be prepared for a stimulating night that will leave you and your partner with plenty of new tricks to try in the bedroom. There’s nothing like opening a bar door at 5am, squinting at the rising sun and wondering “what the fuck did I just do?”

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This is a guest post by our own Greg Dorn.

Greg is a self-employed day trader who loves writing. He aims to think about sex whenever possible, including a variety of ways to enhance his own love life. If you don't see Greg crunching numbers, you'll find him enjoying the beauty of his wonderful girlfriend around Chicago. Greg also writes for a History of Cool, his own blog. Besides sex and numbers, Greg geeks out on the ever-changing analytical definition of coolness. Find Greg on Twitter @ahistoryofcool.