So we'll be drawing a name today for the Sqweel 2. But before we do, we just wanted to give you a little taste of the Sqweel phenomenon. It's the, "World's Best Selling Oral Sex Toy". But what does that mean for your pleasure? Charity from Mom's Toy Boxxx is here to talk about what she found wonderful, amazing and less amazing about the Sqweel 2. And stay tuned to find out the winner!
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Squeel 2 (10 tongues at my command? Yes please!)
Maybe it's been a while since I've had some great oral sex. But is it wrong that I got wet just looking at this? The idea of 10 tongues at my control is just too good! I used a dildo with the Sqweel 2, in hindsight I should have used one without a base to it, as the base ended up getting in the way.
Mom notes:
- Non-penis looking. But I still think it would be hard to come up with an explanation if your kids found it.
- Not a "quick-hiding" toy (you have to hold the power button down to turn it off)
- I would consider this a loud toy. I couldn't use it while my partner is asleep beside me and it's not waterproof, so you'll need some "mommy time" to enjoy this one
- Takes at least 3 minutes to wash & dry it at a sink (make sure you have the time right after use)
- You'll need 3-AAA batteries and lube
First Impressions:
- The box it came in was cute! Check out the little pinwheel decal on the sides (see pic)
- Not a victim of over-packaging
- Smaller than I anticipated (in a good way)
This product was provided to me by Ohhh Canada, an online store that only ships within Canada. The box was plain and had no markings to indicate it was from a sex store. Check out there website and their logo; how cute! The site is great for moms, it's female-friendly (no raunchy porn pics here), and the store is founded and run by women (yay!).
Side notes
- You may need to trim your pubic hair ladies. Not for possible tangles (that can't happen due to the design of this toy), but for easier access to your clitoris.
- You also may want a pillow under your bottom for more ergonomic angle.
Review
It's marketed as "The World's Best Selling Oral Sex Toy". How many oral sex toys are there out there for women? Personally I don't care if it's the "best selling", I want to know if it feels good.
So, let's cut to the chase. The 6 million dollar question: Does it really feel like oral sex? No, in my opinion it doesn't feel like oral sex. Mainly because there is no heat - a mouth is hot (literally and figuratively) and unless your partner is a robot, a live tongue isn't able to reach the speeds the Sqweel 2 does. However - that's not to say the Squeel 2 doesn't have it's advantages!
The tongues are soft and flexible. Even at their highest speed I found them pleasurable. You'll need to apply a water-based lubricant to the tongues and yourself prior to use. To apply, I put the toy on low and drizzled a bit of the lube onto the moving tongues, then used my finger to spread it around while they were sill moving.
There are 3 speeds that work in forward and reverse. There is a forth setting where the tongues move back-forth-back-forth-back-forth (seven settings altogether). You move through each setting by pushing the on/off switch over and over again - a bit distracting but also easy to access with your index finger while using the toy (see photo)
On its own the Squeel 2's volume is similar to a vibrating cell phone, but once you start using it against your body the volume increases to a deeper, louder buzzing.
It is easy to wash, but takes 3 minutes (I timed myself). Because I used a water-based lubricant I was able to clean it with just water. You'll need to take it apart and wash all three pieces. BUT remember the large base is NOT waterproof and the battery compartment is NOT water-resistant. I did not remember this when I was washing it and ended up getting a small amount of water in with the batteries (no harm done).
Another plus is that it can be used all over the body - nipples, ear lobes, neck, where ever you like. The only improvement I would like to see is some type of grip added to the sides. The case is hard plastic and gets slippery with the slightest amount of lubricant. I totally recommend the Squeel 2. It's fun, different and would make a great gift for a friend.
Good
- Unique
- Adjustable motor speed
- Power button is conveniently placed for when in use
- Easy to clean
Not So Good
- Gets slippery if lube is on fingers/hands
- Not waterproof
Bottom LineType: All over body, intended for clitoris
Volume = 3/5
Cost = $ (apprx $50 CAD/ $50 USD)
Storage Size = Box/Drawer
Power = 3-AAA
Waterproof = No
Good for = Beginner+
Personal Experience: 3.5/5
Originally posted at Mom's Toy Boxxx.
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Charity is the author of Mom's Toy Boxxx, a sex toy review site for moms. After having kids Charity found her sex toy needs changed. "Volume" control, toy storage, cost and ease of use all took on new meanings once kids were in the house. Even a toy's appearance can influence a mom's purchase: as she's written: "I'd rather my kids find my vibrator than a phallic-looking dildo"! Being a mom can be exhausting, and by the time the kids are asleep, sometimes the last thing a mom wants to do is put time and energy into getting off. Foreplay often takes too long, or isn't long enough and does not guarantee an orgasm. There's nothing wrong with a quickie, but it just doesn't satisfy like a toy can. Charity's goal is to help moms navigate the vast toy market quickly and efficiently to find satisfying items...and remember that just because you're a mom, doesn't mean you're sexual needs aren't still a big part of the picture! Follow Charity on Twitter @MomsToyBoxxx.
