Have you ever been hotter than a hot box, more turned on than a light switch and then your lover says something that just ruins it all? Yeah, us too. Let us at GetLusty present you with the list of top 10 things you should never say while having sex.
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1. "YOLO (You only live once)"
How about no! You are not a pubescent teenage boy or girl! Leave the YOLO to the youngsters.
2. "I'm going HAM"
For those of you who don't know what "HAM" means, it means "hard as a mother fucker. If you say this out loud chances you are not actually going HAM and you have delusions of actual sexual abilities.
3. "For The Win"
When you say this you don't come out a winner!
4. "That'll do pig, that'll do"
No it wont! Not unless you want to drive your partner to strangle you with hosiery.
5. "Take it you dirty whore"
Unless your partner is into this and unless you want to become single I wouldn't go there.
6. " I farted"
Ok, we wish you didn't but we understand that sometimes it slips out. Don't make a big deal out of it and keep going.
7. "Hurry up already"
If you need to rush your partner, you must not have wanted it that much and I am sure they would be happy to stop at that point.
8. "It's ok. Everyone looks weird naked"
Seriously? If you're trying to be supportive of your body conscious lover you just made their body issues worse.
9. "Do you take cash only?"
It may have only been a joke but no one is laughing.
10. "It is complete!"
What is complete? Now every man or woman worries that you just did something that can't be undone. Baby? Herpes?
Now, we want to hear from the readers out there! What are some things you have heard in bed that seriously turned you off?
With love from, Get Lusty!
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1. "YOLO (You only live once)"
How about no! You are not a pubescent teenage boy or girl! Leave the YOLO to the youngsters.
2. "I'm going HAM"
For those of you who don't know what "HAM" means, it means "hard as a mother fucker. If you say this out loud chances you are not actually going HAM and you have delusions of actual sexual abilities.
3. "For The Win"
When you say this you don't come out a winner!
4. "That'll do pig, that'll do"
No it wont! Not unless you want to drive your partner to strangle you with hosiery.
5. "Take it you dirty whore"
Unless your partner is into this and unless you want to become single I wouldn't go there.
6. " I farted"
Ok, we wish you didn't but we understand that sometimes it slips out. Don't make a big deal out of it and keep going.
7. "Hurry up already"
If you need to rush your partner, you must not have wanted it that much and I am sure they would be happy to stop at that point.
8. "It's ok. Everyone looks weird naked"
Seriously? If you're trying to be supportive of your body conscious lover you just made their body issues worse.
9. "Do you take cash only?"
It may have only been a joke but no one is laughing.
10. "It is complete!"
What is complete? Now every man or woman worries that you just did something that can't be undone. Baby? Herpes?
Now, we want to hear from the readers out there! What are some things you have heard in bed that seriously turned you off?
With love from, Get Lusty!
This is a guest post by our very own Crimson Love. Crimson is our resident BDSM fetish expert. If you don't see Crimson out dining with her adoring boyfriend, you'll find her reading books on innovation or finance. Crimson is currently finishing off her Bachelor's, she is passionate about food, photography, music and especially sex--and she's not afraid to talk about it. With everyone!
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